Lady doctor: Kay ho, tumhi roj sakali mazya clinic samor ubhe rahun sriyanna ka baghat astat?
Manus: Aho tumhich falak lihun thevlay…sriyanna baghnyachi vel 9:30 am-11:30 am!
Nandu: Tumhi maze rhuday chorlet doctor…I love you!
Lady doctor: Uhu, chuklat..aamhi tar tumchi kidney chorliy!
Patient eka operation nantar…
Patient: Doctorsaheb aata mi rogmukt zalo kay
Uttar milate….
‘Beta, doctor tar khalich rahilet, mi tar Chitragupt aahe!’
Doctoranchya haatatil phulaanchi maal baghun patient vicharto…
Patient: Doctorsaheb, hi maala konasaathi?
Doctor: He maaze pahile operation ahe....jar yashaswi zale tar mazyasaathi, nahitar tumchyasathi!