Boy (Girlfriend se) : Darling… tum muje kitna pyar karti ho ?
Girl : Jitna tum karte ho jaan…
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Boy : Iska matlab ki tu bhi bas “Time Pass” hi karti hai.
Girlfriend : Mere Janamdin ka gift kaha hai ?
Boyfriend : Wo sadak par Lal Rang ki Car dikh rahi hai kya..
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Ladki kushi se chillane lagti hai..
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Boyfriend : Bas usi color ki tere liye Lipstic laya hu.
Boy : Suno jara…!
Girl : Chup raho khate time bat nahi karte.
(Khane ke bad)
Girl : Ab bolo…
Boy : Teri Plate mein Cockroach tha. “Le… Ab ban Madam”